Because you're my Master. [ WHAT DOES CHUYA NOT GET LISTEN
Karna won't say more than that this time -- one word too many or one word too few, he needs to say what he wants with the right amount. Or so he has learned. ] To break my loyalty to you simply because you've deemed yourself "negative" would be... [ Wrong. ] not something I can do.
But, I'll listen to your order then. [ There is the longest pause to exist in the entire world. ] ...Master. How exactly should I be selfish? [ HE HAS NO IDEA HOW ]
How hypocritical. [ but he sneers -- if karna wants to fall in this particular cesspool, then so be it.
he's not going to tell him what to do; 'master' is a title he hasn't yet fully accepted. ] Don't regret it later, is what I'm saying. You made the contract with me without knowing what kind of a person I am, and it's fine if ties are severed. I'll supply you with mana, or whatever, and you'll pay me, and that's all I require.
[ he's giving karna options here? he might not be a good person, but corrupting heroes is low on his list of priorities; he's not a manipulative bastard like most people in the mafia, either. but, if karna devotes himself to his cause -- whatever it may be -- he fully intends to make use of his assets, however awful it might be. ]
Look out for yourself. Think of yourself first. If a diffcult situation arises, your first thought should be of your own well-being. Do you get it yet? It's not that difficult.
so assblasted it took me ten hours to do this reply
...No...it's hard for me to understand it, after all.
[ Selfish, wanting things for yourself and somehow depriving someone else of that same something. It's not a concept that he understands or can even begin to understand. LET ALONE DO
He's really puzzled by this and tries to imagine scenarios of him being "selfish" and thinking of his own survival, before others. But no matter how many times he thinks about it, if it were Chuya who's life was in danger...he would protect him at any cost and at any means. gay......... ]
Will you give me an example? So I can understand what it's like to be selfish. [ It's like teaching a Kindergartner. ]
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES THAT but thats bc i was in a coma
If you've been raised with a different mindset, it can't be helped. It'll take you a while, but you're free from your old obligations here.
[ there's no "grail war" and chuya is definitely capable of protecting himself just fine (sans... from random, alien bombs, apparently) so why should karna care?
in other words... karna can't let these gay thoughts catch him!!! ]
Ugh, what are you, 5? Haven't you ever experienced selfishness? [ even... if it wasn't karna doing it. other people must've surely taken advantage of him, considering how good-natured he is. still... chuya supposes he can think of something. ] Then, let's see. Consider this an order, too. If you see someone in danger, but saving them would risk your life, don't. I'm not saying that person would be me -- I know you'd jump in anyway. But other people should be of no consequence to you, as long as you're mine.
[ Karna may want to protect those that cannot protect themselves, he may even want to fight for those that want to live and are struggling to do so without his help -- but above all of those others, his Master comes first. If he had been without a Master as he had been when he followed Edison then it probably would have been a different mindset but... ]
I'll do my best to fulfill these orders then, Master. If there's anything else that you would require of me to be a better Servant then you need only order it.
...However, I do have one concern. [ just one teensy tiny little thing ] Please do not become a "couch potato". Even if it's only a little, do get some exercise.
[ ARE YOU CALLING HIM FAT, KARNA?? he is... a little buzzed, though, so he'll throw his leg up dramatically and point to it, matter-of-factly. ] I'll have you know I never skip out on leg day. And also,
[ chuya pls no. except chuya yes, as he drags his vest up to reveal his stomach. it's... not that muscular, but it's toned? HE'S NOT JINAKO!!
anyway, he pats his abdomen proudly. ]
I'll be fine, so you don't need to worry about me!
Every time I see you, you're on the couch drinking wine. You don't move very much...master. I'm concerned.
[ MAYBE HE IS!!! He is. ] Ah. [ Chuya gets drunk kind of fast...doesn't he? Karna seems to note that for the future but he'll note how easy his master is showing him that he's not fat. WELL — ]
As long as you maintain this and this. [ As he says that, he seems to slap Chuya's leg and then his stomach. NOT OVERLY HARD OR ANYTHING but just a pat then another pat. ] I will take care to start preparing you meals.
[ HUFFS!! he's only had a few sips of wine but... he's definitely already drunk. buzzed doesn't even begin to explain this, honestly. there's just no getting tipsy when your alcohol tolerance is literally in the negatives...........
thanks for the encouragement, though, karna. he looks pleased with himself when the other pats his legs and stomach, because he worked hard for this?
or something. he had to, really, no choice there. ]
'course! Though I'll have to find people to kill first. [ how else do you maintain figure if not via murder? ]
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Karna won't say more than that this time -- one word too many or one word too few, he needs to say what he wants with the right amount. Or so he has learned. ] To break my loyalty to you simply because you've deemed yourself "negative" would be... [ Wrong. ] not something I can do.
But, I'll listen to your order then. [ There is the longest pause to exist in the entire world. ] ...Master. How exactly should I be selfish? [ HE HAS NO IDEA HOW ]
i hope u wake up 2 assblast
he's not going to tell him what to do; 'master' is a title he hasn't yet fully accepted. ] Don't regret it later, is what I'm saying. You made the contract with me without knowing what kind of a person I am, and it's fine if ties are severed. I'll supply you with mana, or whatever, and you'll pay me, and that's all I require.
[ he's giving karna options here? he might not be a good person, but corrupting heroes is low on his list of priorities; he's not a manipulative bastard like most people in the mafia, either. but, if karna devotes himself to his cause -- whatever it may be -- he fully intends to make use of his assets, however awful it might be. ]
Look out for yourself. Think of yourself first. If a diffcult situation arises, your first thought should be of your own well-being. Do you get it yet? It's not that difficult.
so assblasted it took me ten hours to do this reply
[ Selfish, wanting things for yourself and somehow depriving someone else of that same something. It's not a concept that he understands or can even begin to understand. LET ALONE DO
He's really puzzled by this and tries to imagine scenarios of him being "selfish" and thinking of his own survival, before others. But no matter how many times he thinks about it, if it were Chuya who's life was in danger...he would protect him at any cost and at any means. gay......... ]
Will you give me an example? So I can understand what it's like to be selfish. [ It's like teaching a Kindergartner. ]
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES THAT but thats bc i was in a coma
[ there's no "grail war" and chuya is definitely capable of protecting himself just fine (sans... from random, alien bombs, apparently) so why should karna care?
in other words... karna can't let these gay thoughts catch him!!! ]
Ugh, what are you, 5? Haven't you ever experienced selfishness? [ even... if it wasn't karna doing it. other people must've surely taken advantage of him, considering how good-natured he is. still... chuya supposes he can think of something. ] Then, let's see. Consider this an order, too. If you see someone in danger, but saving them would risk your life, don't. I'm not saying that person would be me -- I know you'd jump in anyway. But other people should be of no consequence to you, as long as you're mine.
where have i been at for 4 days
[ Karna may want to protect those that cannot protect themselves, he may even want to fight for those that want to live and are struggling to do so without his help -- but above all of those others, his Master comes first. If he had been without a Master as he had been when he followed Edison then it probably would have been a different mindset but... ]
I'll do my best to fulfill these orders then, Master. If there's anything else that you would require of me to be a better Servant then you need only order it.
...However, I do have one concern. [ just one teensy tiny little thing ] Please do not become a "couch potato". Even if it's only a little, do get some exercise.
UGH BANGS ON YOUR DOORS
[ ARE YOU CALLING HIM FAT, KARNA?? he is... a little buzzed, though, so he'll throw his leg up dramatically and point to it, matter-of-factly. ] I'll have you know I never skip out on leg day. And also,
[ chuya pls no. except chuya yes, as he drags his vest up to reveal his stomach. it's... not that muscular, but it's toned? HE'S NOT JINAKO!!
anyway, he pats his abdomen proudly. ]
I'll be fine, so you don't need to worry about me!
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[ MAYBE HE IS!!! He is. ] Ah. [ Chuya gets drunk kind of fast...doesn't he? Karna seems to note that for the future but he'll note how easy his master is showing him that he's not fat. WELL — ]
As long as you maintain this and this. [ As he says that, he seems to slap Chuya's leg and then his stomach. NOT OVERLY HARD OR ANYTHING but just a pat then another pat. ] I will take care to start preparing you meals.
no subject
[ HUFFS!! he's only had a few sips of wine but... he's definitely already drunk. buzzed doesn't even begin to explain this, honestly. there's just no getting tipsy when your alcohol tolerance is literally in the negatives...........
thanks for the encouragement, though, karna. he looks pleased with himself when the other pats his legs and stomach, because he worked hard for this?
or something. he had to, really, no choice there. ]
'course! Though I'll have to find people to kill first. [ how else do you maintain figure if not via murder? ]